mmtthhddss:

Community College Tips:

• Don’t talk to anybody 
• Don’t make eye contact
• Avoid the cafeteria because they will probably be doing a flash mob to current viral song
• Transfer
• The guy who constantly tries to play devils advocate with the teacher and sound philosophical whenever he speaks actually is failing the class but it doesn’t matter because grades doesn’t determine his self worth only upvotes matter
  

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doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

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